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( Q:      How many gradual (sorry, that's supposed to be        )
( "graduate") students                                          )
(         does it take to screw in a light bulb?                )
( A:      "I'm afraid we don't know, but make my stipend        )
( tax-free, give my                                             )
(         advisor a $30,000 grant of the taxpayer's money, and  )
(         I'm sure he                                           )
(         can tell me how to do the gruntwork for him so he can )
(         take the                                              )
(         credit for answering this incredibly vital question." )
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