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( Q:      How many hardware engineers does it take to change a )
( light bulb?                                                  )
( A:      None.  We'll fix it in software.                     )
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( Q:      How many system programmers does it take to change a )
( light bulb?                                                  )
( A:      None.  The application can work around it.           )
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( Q:      How many software engineers does it take to change a )
( light bulb?                                                  )
( A:      None.  We'll document it in the manual.              )
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( Q:      How many tech writers does it take to change a light )
( bulb?                                                        )
( A:      None.  The user can figure it out.                   )
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