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( Q:      Why is Poland just like the United States?         )
( A:      In the United States you can't buy anything for    )
( zlotys and in                                              )
(         Poland you can't either, while in the U.S. you can )
(         get whatever                                       )
(         you want for dollars, just as you can in Poland.   )
(                 -- being told in Poland, 1987              )
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