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( Q:      How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?   )
( A:      Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires. )
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( Q:      How long does it take?                               )
( A:      It's indeterminate.                                  )
(         It will depend upon how many flats they've brought   )
(         with them.                                           )
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( Q:      What happens if you've got TWO flats?                )
( A:      They replace your generator.                         )
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